it's not my fault you like stupid pople

i walked to the park today
i got spat near by like 7 people
i sat on a bench and bit a turkey sandwich
i felt apathetic about my nutritive capacity and threw it away
i called you on the phone
i reacted really negatively when josh, your ex-boyfriend, picked up
i hung up first though
i hit a tree with my hand after that
i walked to the belcourt and looked at movie showtimes
i didn’t watch anything
i went home and bit an avocado
i looked at your facebook page and found josh
his status was “ate two taco’s”

i am going to win this breakup

in

i want you to ride in a plane that reminds you of me
when you hit a bump you'll wish we never met
when the captain talks you'll think i'm useless
i am everywhere
when you go to the bathroom you'll remember the time we went to the cafe
   i talked in a funny voice
   i wouldn't stop
   you felt like you were in a closet
when the attendant comes to take your trash
   you'll say "go fuck yourself" and want to keep it
   you'll give it to him anyway
i want the plane that reminds you of me to crash
   it will be bleak
   and despairing
   and "really passive aggressive"
   you'll wish we never met the whole way down
when everybody talks about it i'll pretend to be upset
then i'll go play laser tag

3 violent things i did to subvert the human condition

in

i threw a fistful of quarters at a taxicab
i was riding in an uber & told my driver
   "fuck the color yellow"
he didn't really care
at least he was honest

when i was at walmart i kicked some toys under the shelf
i was looking at a woman in white hair
   & she seemed really miserable
she should have rolled into a little ball
so at least i could have kicked her under the shelf

later i cooked some tater tots i found in the trash
i was thinking they looked really gross
   and that it would be funny to eat them
they were really gross, and i was glad
at least i can do something right

computer screens are prosthetic selfs that i am going to hate too

we'll go on walks
and look at all the things we hate
when we turn corners we'll see each other
and think "you're not as great as I thought"
we'll probably start to hate each other and want to go home
when we see each other tweet or type @ to other people
we'll remember the time we looked at all the things we hate
and think that was probably the first time we saw ourselves not behind glass

the_will_to_power.txt

in

i threw beer bottles at a flying saucer and disappeared forever
i was reading a lot of nietzsche
   and that girl i met on twitter was being a bitch
i tried to leave and she looked at me funny
i tried to kiss her and she yelled nietzsche was wrong
she was wrong
i’m going to disappear forever

feeling really trapped in an ivory tower

hey!
   fuck you!
   i’m going to do what i want!
   and i don’t care who you are!
do you see that building over there?
   i just went inside!
   and guess what!
   it felt great!
i’m going to run into the library
   and i’m going to scream really loudly in it!
   i'm going to write fuck on some of the walls!
   i’m not even going to pay my fines!
when i get my paycheck on thursday
   i’m going to spend it all immediately!
   on really frivolous things,
   like jolly ranchers and cocaine!
and there’s nothing you can do to stop me!

fuck you!

i went to a thai restaurant yesterday
   and asked for mumbai lentils!
   and then i just left!
   i’d do it again!
so fuck off dude!
   i don’t need the system! 
   i’m going to do what i want!
   and i don’t care who you are!

unless you’re a cop
then i was honestly just kidding
i go to a liberal arts school
you should see my gpa

falling in and out of love at Hiroshima peace museum

i really love you
is that okay
i'm looking at pictures of
    one kind of thing
    people can do to each other
i would never do that to you
i really love you
love is another kind of thing
    people can do to each other

things people can do to each other
    can make people
    throw up their hands & despair
things people can do to each other
    can make people cry
i would probably make you cry

when we cry we both cry
we don't put it in picture frames
    and look at it a lot
i really love you
is that still okay
just don't hold my hand
not while i'm looking at pictures of
    one kind of thing
    people can do to each other