i hate mondays

i sent you a message today
that said i wanted to punch that stupid cat from garfield in the face really hard
i was walking down the street and a light rain was touching me on top of me
somebody on the other side of the street was waiting for the light to turn green
they were looking at me
and i wanted to tell them to stop like the light was doing
in my head i was pointing at them
saying i wanted to punch them in the face really hard
when we crossed the street i didn’t do anything
but their shirt had that stupid cat from garfield on it
it said i hate mondays
i sent you a message today that said that too but i was being ironic
mondays are really average
i felt bad because they probably feel worse than me today